You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.
2014 is half over and
- -i lost no weight
- -didn’t learn anything
- -haven’t made an effort to save money
- -still ugly
really punk?? really? wanna fight about it?? wanna cuddle about it?? wanna maybe makeout about it??
- me: hey google what's up
- google: did you mean the stratosphere?
- me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?
Playing Mario Kart 8 and I think I’m going blind